Liam Sheeley, Senior Reporter
Liam Sheeley is a Junior at Xavier High School. He is a member of the Crew Team, Debate Team, Xavier Chorus, Ambassadors Club, and Philosophy Club. He is a blackbelt in Kung Fu. He loves to sing, play guitar and piano, and write songs.
A humble man, Liam drives himself to school every morning, parking his Ferrari LaFerrari in Mr. Cerreta’s parking space. In his free time, he enjoys helping friends better themselves: he gives fashion advice to David Beckham, helps Terry Crews with his workouts, and occasionally gives Ryan Tedder songwriting tips. At age 13, around the age he made his first million, Liam decided to enter the world of mainstream professional sports. So began his domination of the National Water Jousting Circuit.
After growing tired of walking the red carpet as a Water Jouster, Liam realized his true calling of exploring space. He jumped at the chance when asked by NASA to be the first man to live on Mars. However, after about 6 months, he grew tired of Martian women calling him again and again for dates, and so he headed back to Earth. He now leads a simple life with his wife and three children in Antarctica.
Liam hopes to write 1-2 articles a month this year, and become a respected member of the Kestrel. He plans to write about the music industry and the automobile industry.