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Is Br. John's Latin Class Actually a Strategy to Restore the Roman Republic?

Is Br. John’s Latin Class Actually a Strategy to Restore the Roman Republic?

By Samuel Matt, Assistant Reporter April 26, 2021

A theory has arisen among the likes of me and my fellow Latin II students. That is: Brother John's Latin class is not for the purpose of teaching unassuming students the art of Latin (the easiest language,...

Why Virtual School Is Undeniably Better Than in-person School

Why Virtual School Is Undeniably Better Than in-person School

By Liam Sheeley, Assistant Reporter March 31, 2021
I am here to end the debate once and for all, and declare that virtual school is simply better than in-person school
How the Kestrel Fits into Mr. St. George's Plan for Total World Domination

How the Kestrel Fits into Mr. St. George’s Plan for Total World Domination

By Aidan Pesce, Assistant Reporter February 22, 2021

You may have never suspected it, but the truth has always been there, hiding deep below the surface. They say some secrets are best left uncovered, but I disagree, especially when it concerns our school....

Xavier Parkas: What to do in Trying Times of Temperature Torpor

Xavier Parkas: What to do in Trying Times of Temperature Torpor

By Samuel Matt, Assistant Reporter February 3, 2021

The days of frigidity are in full force, and this means many things: Christmas, New Year’s, presents, (all of which already happened) and Valentine’s Day. However, there is one slight detail pertaining...

The Real Reason Xavier High School Closed

The Real Reason Xavier High School Closed

By Aidan Pesce, Assistant Reporter December 10, 2020

Despite what everyone thinks, the global pandemic was not the real reason the school shut down. For all of you returning Xavier students, there was a certain incident last year that occurred during the...

Presidential Wipeout Adventure Course

Presidential Wipeout Adventure Course

By Wyatt McElroy, Assistant Reporter October 26, 2020

Immediately following the second Presidential debate, Donald Trump took to Twitter to challenge Democratic candidate Joe Biden to a ‘Wipeout Adventure Course’ challenge to prove he is the more physically...

How to Effectively Ruin A Student's Life: A Comprehensive Guide for Teachers

How to Effectively Ruin A Student’s Life: A Comprehensive Guide for Teachers

By Aidan Pesce, Assistant Reporter October 22, 2020

Hello! My name is Aidan, and I am a junior here at Xavier High School. I figured that as an upperclassman, I should probably do my job and share some advice, so I will. However, there's a twist: I am here...

North Korea Wins 2020 Olympics

North Korea Wins 2020 Olympics

By Aidan Higgins, Editor-in-Chief September 20, 2020

An exclusive report by the North United Korean Establishment of Media Enterprising (NUKEME) revealed yesterday that North Korean athletes have won every medal awarded by the National Olympic Committee...

One of the many negative side-effects of over-sleeping.

How to Get up in the Morning

By Aidan Higgins, Editor May 31, 2020

If you're anything like me - well, first of all, I'm sorry everything turned out this way. Second of all, you are probably well-acquainted with the psychological turmoil involved with trying to get out...

Aidan Higgins, left, and Zac Effron, right

My Life As An Instagram Influencer

By Aidan Higgins, Editor April 14, 2020

With the administration conducting a social media crusade to increase their online presence and capitalize off of the COVID-19 crisis by permeating the Gospel message throughout the World Wide Web, we...

Trump: A Secret Democrat?

Trump: A Secret Democrat?

By Eric Myskowski, Senior Reporter April 3, 2019

Breaking News: A report just released this morning from Trump’s former campaign advisor Paul Manafort shows Donald Trump is a secret Democrat and was trying to help Hillary Clinton win the 2016 Election On...

Post-Truth Epidemic Grips Nation

Post-Truth Epidemic Grips Nation

By Alexander Pralea, Editor February 13, 2019

According to researchers at the CDC, the apocalypse that thousands of doomsday activists have foretold has finally materialized. The Post-Truth Epidemic is finally here, distorting all notions of normalcy...

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